4:30 p.m. Cheated while playing a game of solitaire.
Then lied to Julie about it. And then threatened to throw her off the solitaire
team if she told anybody.
5:00 p.m. Posted all my Lance Armstrong paraphernalia
on E-bay
5:32 p.m. Ended up bidding on tickets to the
Inaugural Ball.
5:52 p.m. Learned that Lance “allegedly” took a
drug with the street
name: Edgar Allen Poe
5:55
p.m. Wondered what drug might have the street name Dr. Suess.
5: 58 p.m. Developed a list of interview
questions approved by the Imagineering Company’s department of corrections:
1.
What do you think a good sentence for
cheating is?
2.
Have you ever bullied a semi colon?
3.
Do you think you should capitalize crime
in a sentence?
6: 00 p.m. Wondered if Lance will plagiarize his
autobiography.
6:15 p.m. Tried turning Lance’s last name into a
verb. Check this out: “If you can’t strong
arm your friends to do drugs Armstrong
them.” Yes, I think it works nicely.
6:28 p.m. Wondered if Lance will pursue a career
in politics…seems like a natural.
6:30 p.m. Considered creating a new foundation
called LieStrong—A non-profit for people who lie, cheat and steal for profit.
6: 45
p.m. I’m sorry I need to interrupt this entry to make my own admission. I doped
myself before writing this blog. Which is why I am sprinting to the end of this
sentence.
6:58
p.m. Need to confess that I didn’t do it alone…the letter e was also doping. It
will be banned from the alphabet and have its title as vowel removed.
7:00
p.m. Oh wll,, I won anyway…and that’s all that mattrs.
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