8:00 a.m. Woke up with phone in hand...realized I had been sleep Twittering again.
8:01 a.m. Saw the McScarriest balloon at the Macy's Day Parade.
8:01 a.m. Saw the McScarriest balloon at the Macy's Day Parade.
8:13 a.m. Was unexpectedly consumed with a desire for fried foods. Texted my fried food therapist for help.
8:14 a.m. Played a game of Which Pilgrim Are You Most Like.
8:14 a.m. Played a game of Which Pilgrim Are You Most Like.
8:20 a.m. Miles
Standish….duh.
9:00 a.m. Wondered
if I ate faux turkey would I fall into a faux tryptophan coma?
9:05 a.m. Learned that other foods reported to have soporific
powers include pork, soybeans and Parmesan. Who knew?
9:28 a.m.
Wondered if the average turducken suffers from an identity crisis.
9:48 p.m. Surfed
the web for Black Friday Thursday deals.
10:32 a.m. Started
reading my Fiscal Cliff Notes. Fell off my chair.
10:58 a.m. Bought
a pen that claims it has enough ink to write for 5 miles.
11:01 a.m. Wrote
a treatment for an off color politically incorrect meta reality sit com set in
East LA called Ho Hos and Ding Dongs.
12:00 p.m. Completed the traditional Thanksgiving 10k food sprint. Tied for third.
12:15 p.m. Calculated the number of calories I consumed less the calories burned composing this blog post.
12:16 p.m. Decided I needed to write faster.
12:16 p.m. Decided I needed to write faster.
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