Halloween is only a few hours away. So,
it’s your last chance to figure what to dress up as. And no, you can’t
wear your costume from last year. That’s just so last year. So, what’s it
going to be? Will you pay homage to the sadly overlooked mummy or not so
popular hobglobin? Or will you opt for the trendier vampire or apocalyptic
zombie? Well, if none of those ideas bring horror to your heart why not try one
of these San Francisco inspired Halloween costumes?
Microclimates. Halloween night might be sunny in the Mission, foggy in
the Richmond and freezing near Ocean Beach. Spooky, right? So go ahead and pick
your favorite meteorological atmospheric pressure zone and rain on.
Plastic
Bags. Those evil devices created by Satan
himself are not only environmentally unfriendly but very uncool.
Long
Lines. This scream inducing condition is
rampant in SF…from restaurants and bakeries to barber shops and food trucks.
Meter Maids. You know those soulless ghouls making the ever elusive
parking spot even more rare…and a lot more expensive.
Public nudity. Just remember to bring some seat covers in case you want to
sit down. It’s the law.
Rent.
Yeah, it’s so blood curdling high here people are charging by the square inch
rather than the square foot.
Hipsterism. Hipsters, loners and all other indie types please Instagram
yourself to a new town. Stat.
Propositions. Especially the paranormal ones.
Medical marijuana. Or coffee. Or both.
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