Live Delayed Pre Debate Blogging from my Desk

4:01 p.m. Play a game of eenie meenie miney mo to decide which to watch first…the debate or the baseball game or Monday night football

4:05 p.m. Debate wins. Decide to do best two out of four.

4:15 p.m. Football wins.

4:18 p.m. Decide to do best three out of five.

4:20 p.m. Baseball wins. Finally.

4:22 p.m. Make a giant bowl of popcorn with a dusting of bee pollen, spirulina and ritalin. Healthy brain food.  

4:25 p.m. Pick up a copy of Pat the Politician…for reference only.

4: 26 p.m. Tried to imagine what 90 minutes of confusing political rhetoric might feel like. Then I remembered last week’s debate.

4:27 p.m. Grab the Political Ice Pack for preventative reasons only.

4:28 p.m. Jot down a list of questions I hope the candidates are asked…translated them into French, Spanish, Italian and Chinese since this is the foreign focused debate.

4:35  p.m.  Wonder what the name of the new iPad mini will be. There’s just something about mini and pad that don’t belong together at least not in the electronics aisle.

4:36 p.m. Pick up a copy of Pat the Politician 2 for informational purposes only.

4:37 p.m. Wonder which candidate  baseball team candidate will make an unforced error. 

4:40 p.m. Colored in a few pages of my Off Color Coloring Book: The Bush Years for entertainment reasons only.

4:48 p.m. Pick up a copy of Pat the Foodie for promotional reasons only.

4:49 p.m. Decided to stop blogging since I was able to mention most of our political products in under an hour.