MAY DAY MAY DAY

9:00 a.m. Workers (in other words, Julie and Susan) arrive and prepare for protests, rallies and other celebratory celebrations

10:00 a.m. Decoration of virtual Maypole

11:00 a.m Peaceful march through the office causing traffic jams throughout the Bay Area

12:01 p.m. Interpretative word dance workshop

1:00 p.m.  Crowning of Julie as this year’s May Queen

2:00 p.m. Honorary induction of Susan into the secret Neo-pagan Wiccan society

3:00 p.m. Magic crafting workshop for workers and wiccans

3:02 p.m. Susan accidently turns Julie into a unicorn

5:00 p.m. May Day May Day