May the Fourth Be With You

9:00 a.m. All hands meeting to discuss Jedis, Time Lords and Hitchhikers from all corners of the cosmos.

9:30 a.m.  Star Wars word search competition.

10:00 a.m. DIY lightsaber workshop.

11:00 a.m. Susan attempts Yoda speak on voicemail:

Reached the Imagineering Company hi you've.  

11:01 a.m. Julie uses her Jedi powers to make her stop.

12:00 p.m.  Banquet featuring Han Burgers with Leia Buns, Yoda Soda and Wookie cookies.

1: 00 p.m. Susan initiates synonym search for the word nerd  

2:00 p.m. Clones vs. twins roundtable.

3:00 p.m. Jedi friendship circle.

4:00 p.m. Susan attempts time traveling to a galaxy far, far way.

5:00 p.m. Julie goes on a recon mission to find her.

MAY DAY MAY DAY

9:00 a.m. Workers (in other words, Julie and Susan) arrive and prepare for protests, rallies and other celebratory celebrations

10:00 a.m. Decoration of virtual Maypole

11:00 a.m Peaceful march through the office causing traffic jams throughout the Bay Area

12:01 p.m. Interpretative word dance workshop

1:00 p.m.  Crowning of Julie as this year’s May Queen

2:00 p.m. Honorary induction of Susan into the secret Neo-pagan Wiccan society

3:00 p.m. Magic crafting workshop for workers and wiccans

3:02 p.m. Susan accidently turns Julie into a unicorn

5:00 p.m. May Day May Day