A collection of some of our favorite Momisms...

just in time for Mother's Day.

Because I'm your mother that's why.

If I’ve told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

I said CLOSE the door, I did not say SLAM it.

Just wait until you have kids of your own - then you'll understand

If you're too full to finish your dinner, you're too full for dessert.

Never try on anyone else's glasses or you'll go blind.

I'm going to give you until the count of three...

Because I said so.

Are you going out dressed like that?

Just wait till your father gets home.

Don't make that face or it'll freeze like that.

If I talked to my mother like you talk to me....

Life isn't always fair.

I slave for hours over a hot stove and this is the thanks I get?

Get that thing out of your mouth!

I've got eyes in the back of my head, that's how.

Don't put that in your mouth; you don't know where it's been!

Clean your room.