Cinco De Mayo
10:00
Imagineering Company morning meeting in Spanish Espanol.
10:02 Complimentary tequila lattes for all
employees.
10:04 Julie
stuffs the company piñata with candied Scrabble pieces.
10:07 Susan becomes
mesmerized by the fact that the computer automatically puts that squiggly line
above the n in piñata without asking it to.
10:10 Susan
continues to type piñata over and over again.
12:00 Julie and
Susan take turns verbally lashing the piñata until contents burst out.
12:18 Susan introduces
new product idea— Word Piñatas™.
12:20 Julie Pinstagrams
it.
1:02 Susan
fixates on her dislike of mayo. It threatens her ability to concentrate and temporarily
derails plans for mass-producing Word Piñatas™.
1:05 Mayo free
lunch break.
1:22 Julie checks
out her social status on Klout.com
2:02 Susan tries
to convince Julie to start a movement called Ocho de Mayo.
2:03 Julie
responds with blank stare.
2:04 Susan
acknowledges victory.
2:07 Phone rings. Who will answer it first?
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