9:15 a.m. Susan arrives
at work wearing several different shades of green once again proving the fact that
not all greens go together.
9:26 a.m. Julie
throws out customary head of cabbage and accidently knocks Susan unconscious.
9:30 a.m. Entire
staff enjoys celebratory bowl of Lucky Charms.
11:00 a.m. Riverdance flashmob rehearsal.
12:03 p.m. Julie argues
both sides of the Great Irish Soda Bread Debate and wins.
1:15 p.m. Susan
regains her consciousness.
3:30 p.m. Annual
leprechaun word toss.
3:45 p.m. Susan,
who is suffering from holiday reassignment affectation disorder, creates a
giant four-leaf clover piñata.
5:00
p.m. Imagineering Company releases its acappella version of traditional Irish
folk words on iTunes.
